OK, so it turns out I AM able to connect to the internet here, but it's just gonna be a quick one because my sister and my dad are in the room and keep walking past! Well, things and stuff, so it's lovely here, and the cottage and town are beautiful, as is the shore... but, I am FREAKING OUT! There is no getting away from food in this place. Yesterday I think I had about 3,000 calories, and that's not an exaggeration. We were eating throughout the car journey, which was 5 hours of sitting on my backside with the odd cigarette/loo break, all these family size bags of sweets and chocolate (lethal), sandwiches, the lot. Then I was eating Easter chocolate and honey-glazed nuts (also lethal) all afternoon. I thought I could play it safe and have salad for dinner but we had lasagne. I looked preggers at the end of the day and am still really bloated. I'm gonna try and stick to 2,000 calories today seeing as there is food at every goddamn corner... I'm so glad I live with my mum, where eating carrots for breakfast lunch and dinner is perfectly acceptable. My dad and skinny sister can pack away as much as they like but it leaves me feeling quite revolting. The only good thing is I can smoke however much I want as both of them are smoking here too. Well, I've probably gained about 5 lbs already so I look forward to a horrible weigh-in upon returning to London. Gah!